May 2013
May 20th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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mrmdprncss: i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated 
Apr 14th
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Apr 6th
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shitonskanks: Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start. I’m so lucky to have this!
Apr 5th
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vernist: You don’t need to buy my expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us on instagram. Then that’s all I care...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
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asunsetdream: panicr: missbeatlegeorge: what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
Apr 1st
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fake-smiles-cover-scars: perfectlygoodcleanwrist: scoobydoof: everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin fuck well fuck I guess that’s me I already know that’s me. Damnit.
Apr 1st
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do you ever have that one follower who you always see in your notes and every time you see them you’re just like ‘hey there lil buddy, keep on doin your thing’
Apr 1st
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March 2013
Mar 30th
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