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i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
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Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China
I’M FUCKIGN SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER
Thank you, China.
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Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.
What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
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why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
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